#BlogLife991 - Merry Spoofmas :)

So I feel a lot silly at the moment, maybe because I'm doing something for me and treating myself like a Queen.

I have a fair bit of pain, cleavage hurts, hands hurt, wrists hurt but this weightlessness overrides that.

Do you remember being a kid at Christmas and how exciting it all seemed?

Waking up at 6am and trying to wake your family up so you could dash down the stairs and shake the gifts, ripping them open, half asleep, not even sure if they were actually yours but being too giddy to care..

Today I woke up at 8amish. not exactly joyous but calmer than I've felt in a long while.

I was tired and hoping to get more sleep but I felt cosy, being in my own bed, my own surroundings and not having to put a fake cheery smile on, it was glorious.

I stayed in bed until 10/11amish and was just thinking about the stories and blog and I know if I had been away, there is no chance I would be in the mood to compose anything.

This is the day, where it's normal to spend it in your pjs. Where you can have anything for breakfast, even cookies or chocolate..

The rules go out of the window. I don't feel hungry but I do feel really cold.

I'm out of all the sweet treats, except for fruit pastilles. My stomach is grumbling for food but I'm indifferent.

If I was to do an SS Christmas speech, what would I say??

Merry Christmas loyal subjects and readers..

How are you all doing? Have you freshened up? Or do you look a mess with unkempt hair and no makeup?

I myself am immaculately put together. Definitely no bed hair or bags under my eyes..

I've been up for hours, bossing servants around and demanding alsorts, it's a tiresome job, but someone has to do it.

Today is about frivolity and not lifting a finger, well unless you reside alone, in which case, get on with it and stop procrastinating..

What did you get for Christmas?

For me it was the same ol same ol... Jewels, Castles, A couple of new countries, marriage proposals....

The usual malarky, being royal can be taxing and now it's time for my nap.

Who wants to fluff my pillows and serenade me with Bugs Bunny Opera tunes?