Ad spoof blogging group

Take a seat, make yourself comfortable. The feature you are about to see is no joke. 

It was carefully crafted from the mind that brought you.....

Fancy an m&m?

https://sleeplessscribbler.blogspot.com/2020/10/fancy-m-fiction.html

Quirky TLC

https://sleeplessscribbler.blogspot.com/2017/02/relaxing-ish-scenario.html

The slapping method

https://sleeplessscribbler.blogspot.com/2018/01/the-slapping-method.html

I am inviting you to be the first to get involved from the ground upwards in this revolutionary new group called......

The people side to blogging.

Yes you heard that correctly. The people side to blogging. What a name huh? 

Just makes you feel all warm and toasty, like you wanna reach out and hug somebody and then persuade them to drop the restraining order and snuggle them again!

*Cheesy laughter*

There are no fees. Yes folks, I repeat, no costs to joining this 100% free group. It has zero members. I said zero. You will be the first. 

The absolute first, feeling ever so self conscious, like you were dragged here. Kicking and screaming. 

There will be no posts. No adverts. No obligations. 

All you have to do is sign here and give away your name, email and blog address.

You will also be required to agree to the following terms and conditions and failure to do so will result in severe repercussions!!

I will destroy your reputation, spam your blog and uninvite you to Friday Fun Night. 

A whole Friday of delights between you and whoever is crazy enough to sign up to this absolute chummy, warm, feelgood, uncreepy, genuine group.

We have chats and not just any conversations folks. I mean about feelings, competitiveness, writers block and wondering if you even belong.

Yes. That is right. We cover everything in this dynamic. All we ask is that you sign over the deed to your house, leave us in your will and recommend us to ten of your friends.

Ps.

Under no circumstances are you ever allowed to ask fellow members to subscribe or comment to your blogs or I will mercilessly hunt you down and confiscate your Easter eggs!

I will only permit you to share your links and ask for advice, not about making money or being the best that you can be but about whether you are going in the right direction or noticed any quirks to be addressed.

Don't delay, be a sucker today :D