Good afternoon madam. I need your limitless, undivided attention today.
I am available. How can I be there for you?
Well my hot chicky apple crumble pie. Now you are talking, aren't you?
Excuse me?
My name is Chris but you can call me lov-
Whoa. Hold your horses. I mean't be there for your emotionally.
Oh my delicious pudding. You can be there for me emotionally, physically, standing, sitt-
I think you have the wrong impression.
No I don't. You all but threw yourself at me. Are you really insatiable?
I will just clarif-
Listen babe. You feel the same strong magnetic attraction as I do. What are your vital statistics? What are you doing after work?
Look Sir. Are you having a hard time?
Sir? Ooooh that is so kinky. Yes yes yes! So hard but I think we should discuss that in person, you never know who is listening...
I really wish you would refrain from profanity and flirting.
Listen dumpling buns. I wasn't flirting I am genuinely in discomfort with this monster......
Ok that is it. I have tried to offer you support but no more. I am reporting you for being inappropriate and mis-using this service.
Wait sugar hips, does this mean you aren't going to call me??? My number is 0-
I disconnect the call abruptly!!!
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Something on your mind? I am all ears, I mean eyes and l will get back to you inbetween rants :D